Tulip Trip to the Netherlands: Kinderdijk, Dordrecht, and Leiden (May 02, 2017)

Day 4 - Tuesday, May 2, 2017

A gray, misty day didn't keep us away from the Kinderdijk UNESCO World Heritage Windmills. After some confusing research, we took an early train to Dordrecht and walked to the first waterbus stop. We got all day hop-on hop-off pass (cash only) and went one stop to the main waterbus stop in Dordrecht. We caught the next waterbus to Ridderkirk and took a small boat ferry to Kinderdijk.
We got the hopper boat and museum package from the ticket booth so we could go inside and learn more about the windmills and windmill life.

The most fascinating part of Kinderdijk is how many are still functioning as homes, farms, and businesses.

It was beautiful in the mist. When the crowds got thicker, the rain fell harder, so we headed out. We made it at the perfect time to get the express waterbus straight from Kinderdijk to Dordrecht. Super lucky and fortuitous timing.

Once in Dordrecht (2-ish), we were starving. Shelby took us to a fascinating restaurant/theatre/stage called Khoutinsky with a super nice waitress who gave us tons of free postcards (ads but I don't care) and seemed highly intrigued and confused on how we had made it to her town. We split a feta, watermelon salsa, mint Khoutinsky fried burger with fries and a delicious piece of cake.

After an odd, but good, meal, we wandered around Dordrecht which is fascinatingly separated into old and new sections in spurts around the town.

We saw some really cool antique shops and building clusters, an artist doing mosaic in the window, and Leonidas chocolates! After exploring and buying Kristy's favorite pineapple white chocolate chocolates, we headed back to Leiden to explore more of our town.

While walking back to our apartment, we saw yet another haring booth. It is very common to see Dutch people consuming headless herring covered in onions by holding them by the tail, tipping back their mouths, and taking a huge bite. While in Italy Shelby was willing to consume horse, but this was a no-go for her. I was the more adventurous eater this trip.

Shelby was tasked with picking a restaurant for our last night. She chose a highly recommended restaurant where we got pancakes! Shelby just got the ham and used maple syrup. I got the banana and powdered sugar. It was super tasty. Shelby’s favorite meal of the trip.

We took a wandering path to get back to the apartment. We saw way more of the awesome poems on the buildings and passed lovely homes, churches, canals, and flowers. We saw and smelled wisteria climbing on walls and even got a person on a bike to take a photo of us with one particularly lovely wall.


We passed the Leiden college campus and could certainly see the appeal of studying in the city.
We made it back to the apartment and packed for our travels the next day.

Day 5 - Wednesday, May 3, 2017


Dennis graciously took us to the train station at 6:30am so we could get the train back to Amsteram Schipol. It was a very easy 15 minute ride.

Once at Schipol, check-in was easy and security efficient. The lounge was very nice with a full breakfast to satiate us before our flight. I had made little Thank You baggies for our flight crew for each flight. Lately I feel like airlines are being vilified, and I don’t think being an airline attendant would be a particularly easy job, so I like to thank them. Our seats were near the back of the plane, and we had time to chat with two of the flight crew as boarding was commencing. I gave them two baggies of goodies and a heartfelt thank you.


Entertainment was good on the flight and the flight to Minneapolis passed fairly quickly considering.
Toward the end of the flight, the flight attendant came over and said, “Earlier in this flight you did something that touched me and changed the course of my day. We have little tokens of appreciation the crew can bestow upon passengers. We’d like to give this to you.” He gave Shelby and I a bell from Chaing Mai, Thailand and worry dolls. It was such a splendid gesture.


Customs was very easy in MSP, and we were quickly back through security and on our way to the lounge in Minneapolis Saint Paul airport. This airport is going thru a very nice overhaul and renovation. The lounge is the best one we’ve been to in the USA. Friendly staff, lots of seating options, and great food choices.


Our time passed quickly, and then we were on our way back to DFW and home.


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Tulip Trip to the Netherlands: Amsterdam & Haarlem (May 01, 2017)

Day 3 - Monday, May 1, 2017

Due to a rainy forecast, almost everything being closed on Mondays, and a desire to buy tulip bulbs, we headed to Amsterdam Central.

We wandered to the Waterlooplein flea market but most stalls weren't open (we imagine due to rain). Shelby did manage to find a gift for her sister however.
We followed the flea market with a trip to Kitten Kabinet, a quirky little cat museum. They had the most random cat displays and art, and a few cats including an adorable one fascinated with a feather.
Then it was time for Bloemenmarkt to find tulips. The Bloemenmarkt is the only floating flower market in the world. It's AMAZING how inexpensive flowers are in the Netherlands. Gorgeous bouquets that would cost us $50+ were only €10!
Alas, sadly there were no tulips we could take home as you need a valid certificate for USA or Canada. You couldn’t even buy the bulbs in a can for USA/Canada consumption.
But we did visit a shop that sells only rubber duckies, and we went to The Happy Pig Pancake Shop for lunch based on a recommendation by Ellen Patton. Shelby got the bacon syrup. Kristy got banana and powdered sugar. And Shelby discovered a new favorite soda, Fritz Kola, here.
Afterward, we went to an artisan and preservative free amazing chocolate shop called Puccini Bomboni. The smells in this place! Shelby got a raspberry, caramel, and pecan. Kristy got hazelnut, caramel, and walnut. Might be the best chocolate I've ever eaten.
After the chocolate shop, it was a visit to the tulip museum and cheese museum. The tulip museum had beautiful ornaments.
It was again confirmed to us that tulip bulbs would come available in June, and we'd gotten thru our Amsterdam list, so we hopped on a train to Haarlem.

It had been a coldish and wet day, so when I found a soup restaurant with amazing reviews on Yelp for dinner, I jumped at it. Shelby got a big bowl of the Greek lemon, chicken, and spinach soup with bread while Kristy got a sampler of two small soups, the same Greek one Shelby had and a pumpkin veggie. The bread was hearty and the soup was delish. I highly wish I could recreate the Greek soup.

After a yummy dinner, the skies were clear and temperatures were lovely for a wandering stroll around Haarlem.
Haarlem is so green with so many trees along the canals. It seemed like every tree had a different variety as its neighbor. The town feels lived in but loved. Super clean. We didn't have nearly enough time to explore before heading back for the evening.

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Tulip Trip to the Netherlands: Keukenhof & Delft (April 30, 2017)

Day 2 - Sunday, April 30th, 2017

Knowing our intent for the entire trip was to see the tulips in their splendor, we were paying close attention to the weather forecast. Although we would have preferred not to go to the fields on a weekend, the weather looked best for this day so we headed to Keukenhof. I had done lots of research that had talked about where to buy a combi pass for transportation and entry into Keukenhof...sadly one location was closed on Sunday and the other was in the bookstore on the inside of the train station where you needed a ticket to enter. We should have purchased online, as we spent way too long wandering around. Finally we just went to where the buses for Keukenhof depart, and they were selling the combi pass there!

Keukenhof was magnificent. It is definitely more than just a master planned garden. It is a work of art. There are so many colors. I loved the dark dark almost black ones best. Their sheen made them appear wet.

Some tulips opened wide, some remained tightly shut, others had ragged edges. The variations were astounding. We could buy collections of tulip bulbs for a later shipment, but sadly could buy no bulbs…not the right season.
Shelby did buy a lily tree bulb. To bring back any bulbs to the USA, you need a certificate created within the last several weeks.

Shelby had a Dutch wurst (sausage) for lunch in Keukenhof. I had a sandwich I made from the grocery store. We ate around a Calliope playing Grease and Barbara Ann instrumentals while people watching. We both later had stroopwafels. It got warm and crazy crowded around one, so we opted to head back.
(There are a few places to catch the bus depending on which place you are returning to. All are clearly labeled, yet, for some reason, the Keukenhof bus had to keep telling people we were going to Leiden and not the airport.)

Before leaving, we asked someone at the exit if they'd go to Haarlem or Delft with the rest of the day. They said Delft was like Leiden but older, so they'd pick Haarlem for the nightlife and shopping. Due to this rec, we chose to go to Delft on the train after arriving back to Leiden. Their description of Haarlem, we'd find, was fairly inaccurate.

We loved Delft...from the cute streets and adorable buildings to the antique shops with tiles from the 1600s and homemade ice skates. Shelby bought a tile from 1740 once used in a building in Delft.

We loved the tile/Delft blue pottery/china shops, seeing the Girl in the Pearl Earring references, and hanging in the great town square.

We spent a lot of time trying samples in a cheese shop with a delightful young lady working inside. She introduced us to her favorite 2 year old sheep cheese with a date balsamic cheese dip which Shelby wound up buying. Apparently it is traditional to use dip or mustard on your cheese in Holland.
She also recommended some smoke goat cheese that Shelby and I both bought.

Then a funny store sign caught our eye, and we went inside the Two to Three tea shop/bakery for an incredible red velvet with cookies 'n cream cupcake with salted caramel icing and a chocolate cheesecake cupcake that we split. The shopkeeper was delightfully nice here too.

We had pancakes for dinner. Kristy had feta, leek, walnut, and honey (didn't like the leeks) and Shelby got ham, kass en ei (ham, cheese, and egg).

We wandered around a bit more before heading back to Leiden and working on the following day's plans.


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Tulip Trip to the Netherlands: Leiden (April 28, 2017)

Back in November of 2016, I was notified that I'd earned my way to the Beachbody Success Club Trip in Punta Cana.  It was largely paid for.  I was elated.  Shelby was going to join me.  Sadly, when we went to book, only the most expensive rooms were left, and we couldn't justify the increase in price.  We promised each other we'd figure out another trip.  So when Shelby told Kristy that there was a flight sale to the Netherlands, we both proclaimed we'd love to see the tulips, and plans were born.

Day 0 - Friday, April 28, 2017
DFW to ATL to AMS
While I absolutely love having the Priority Pass that gives you lounge access, the DFW lounge has to be one of the weakest we’ve been to. Regardless, free beverages even if the staff is slow to restock and a touch rude.

When we found out the flight to Atlanta was going to be delayed, I went to ask the desk if there was anything we could do to help expedite ourselves or the chances the next plane would be held. We only had a 40 minute connection, and I was nervous. Turns out I was speaking to the pilot. He was incredibly kind. He told us about the layout of Atlanta's airport and told us he'd speed. He really did put the pedal to the metal. We wound up somehow landing on time and getting to our gate during the boarding process. He even mentioned me on the intercom!

Doggie rest area in ATL

Day 1 - Saturday, April 29, 2017
We arrived in Schipol around 1pm.

AMS is a really nice airport.

We found the train station (so easy), and, while it wouldn’t take our credit cards (heads up…Visa is not well accepted in the Netherlands) and we had to use my Schwab debit card, we did luck out and each got a free sample of First Choice cola (original American taste) from the company who had a booth in the train station.

Shelby samples First Choice cola with Original American taste

We’d already received train information from our AirBnB host in Leiden, and we took the train to Leiden Central where Dennis, our nice AirBnB host, was waiting to take us to the apartment.

Our AirBnB was large and had character.

We loved the dishes in our AirBnB.

I thought these tulips were fake at first.  So pretty.

After getting our bearings, we spent the rest of the day exploring the markets in Leiden.

We enjoyed eating hot stroopwafels, buying fruit, bread, and apple pie, and seeing a little of Leiden and the awesome poetry they have in the sides of buildings throughout​ the city.

The flowers are so inexpensive

Dinner was chicken from the market for Shelby and grocery store chicken from quick shopping at Dirk's grocery for Kristy.

We called it an early night. 12 hours of sleep later, we were ready to go.

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Tents Stats and Books of Summer 2015

Nobody cares about this but me, but I kept track of the 17 books I read over the Summer of 2015 and our tent set-up times.

Summer Reading & ranking (My ranking system...nah, liked, loved, whoa)

Don’t Expect Magic by Kathy McCullough (liked)

The Diviners by Libba Bray (nah)

Navigating Early by Clare Vanderpool (loved)

The Pilot’s Wife by Anita Shreve (whoa)

Freak the Mighty by Rodman Philbrick (liked)

Courage for Beginners by Karen Harrington (loved)

This is What Happy Looks Like by Jennifer Smith (loved)

Flora & Ulysses by Kate DiCamillo (liked)

Etiquette & Espionage by Gail Carriger (first in series – awesome series, loved book)

Curtsies & Conspiracies by Gail Carriger (second in series – awesome series, loved book)

Waistcoats & Weaponry by Gail Carriger (last in series – awesome series, liked book)

A Memory of Violets by Hazel Gaynor (whoa)

The Silent Boy by Lois Lowry (liked)

Proxy by Alex London (liked)

Forget Me by Karen Harrington (loved)

Invaded by Melissa Landers (first in series – awesome series, loved book)

Alienated by Melissa Landers (last in series – awesome series, loved book)

Tent Times

Legend:  Tent (T), Rainfly (RF), Garage (G)

6/15:  31 min TRF

6/16:  22 min 35 sec TRF

6/17:  20 min 15 sec T

6/19:  19 T

6/21:  45 min TRFG (bear country)

6/26:  26 min 20 sec TG

6/29:  42 min TRFG & camping chairs

7/04:  21 min T

7/13:  30 min 2 sec TRFG & camping chairs

7/17:  13 min 2 sec T

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Kriserisms of Summer 2015

Spending a summer in a car with Kris provided many opportunities for laughter.  The truth is, he’s a funny guy.  The unique part of this trip was that I decided to spend time scribing turns of phrase that I would later dub “Kriserisms”.  (I derive this from the word mannerisms.  I know there are a lot of "isms" out there and this could easily be called Krisisms, but I don't feel like it's as easy to read.)

Truth is…I might be the only person to find these funny.

Without further ado, here are some Kriserisms from the summer of 2015.

·       “Need a rest stop? <pause>  I hope not…because it’s closed.”

o   I (Kristy) might have the smallest bladder known to man, so Kris was often keeping his eyes peeled for a rest stop, especially if it had been a while since the last one.  This one teased us.

·       “I feel greasy and minty.”

o   Said after I put peppermint essential oil on his head since he had a headache.  I felt terrible after some of it dripped into his eye.

·       “I don’t have to be careful.”

o   This has been Kris’s favorite phrase, but I abhor it.  Any time I say “careful” about anything, this is Kris’s response.

·       “If a bear’s chewing on you, punch it in the face.”

o   We were going to bear country, and I was asking how we could protect ourselves.  This was Kris’s advice.

·       “This is exactly how I envisioned our vacation.”

o   I was part of a FitBit challenge during the vacation, and I had to get at least 10,000 steps a day.  This meant I was often taking steps in the tent before going to bed.  This was said during one of these moments.

·       “#1 Thing to do in Cheyenne (Wyoming):  rodeo.  #2 thing:  Welcome Center.  Hmmmm….”

·       “I like this road.  It’s very straight.”

·       “Should we tune to 100FM?  Just a repeating loop of ‘Good luck’.”

·       “Every day you have all you can eat trout.”

o   Said to me after passing up a restaurant with all you can eat trout.  Because I’m allergic, Kris pointed out that every day for me is all you can eat fish day.

·       “I can talk about physics, but I can’t put on a pull-over.”

o   Kris after he put on his pull-over backwards for the second or third time.

·       “If you ever see a sign that says, ‘Do not spread jam on bread while driving’ that was me.  Sorry.”

·       “If Facebook sees me in my doofy hat, it thinks I’m dad.”

o   Kris has a funny looking hikers hat.  If he’s wearing it in a photo, Facebook asks if he wants to tag his dad.

·       “I like pavement.”

·       “Do you have some oil you can rub on your face for that?”

o   Said any time anything went wrong or anything hurt after the peppermint oil debacle.

·       “I need a break from scenery so scenery becomes impressive again.”

o   We saw some amazing places. 

·       “I miss underwear.”

o   I wish I remembered why he said this.

·       “My plan for San Francisco is...I’m going to walk around for 3 days asking people where I can get some Rice-a-Roni.”

·       “No Welcome to California sign.  Just 60 signs telling you what’s not allowed and an inspection station doing profiling.”

·       “It’s still cheaper than going to a laundromat in Reno.”

So this is just an accounting of some of the funny things my husband said on vacation.

He tried to collect some Kristyisms, but the only funny thing I said all trip was during our second or third day of camping.  

It was raining every night on us in the tent, so I wasn’t able to go to the bathroom at leisure, plus making/taking down the tent was a pain.  I apparently woke up one morning, groaned, and immediately covered my head.  When Kris asked what was wrong, I replied, “Too much camping.”  Since it was only 2-3 days into what would be many more weeks of camping, Kris cracked up.  This phrase has become part of our vocabulary.  We use it whenever we’re generally just frustrated with no real reason why.

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